Lady Gaga’s Interpertation of Vampires is Damn Sexy

© Lady Gaga: the Fame Monster

 

In a recent chat it couldn’t have been better described that the current underworld is all jail-bait material. Don’t get me wrong, Meyers might be a wonderful writer and all, but to me vampires need to be a little more bizarre, a little more twisted and with a lot less raging hormones. I just feel dirty even thinking of the concept of fantasizing about these Edward or Jacob characters.

Her audience might be broad but for me I want to see something like The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty but with vampires and werewolves come to life. The last decent vampiric saga I saw was probably Angel and that was basically it. Before that it was the Masquerade but who pumps that shit anymore?

I need my regular fix of the dark and kinky too dammit!

But with the release of Fame Monster and Bad Romance I have to say I am more optimistic. Lady Gaga gives me hope that there’s still some creativity leaking in the dark and maybe someday something truly fresh will be available for me to sink my teeth into. Just watch:

 

Toilet seat cover coffins? Are you kidding me? That’s pure genius! And not to mention all the shiny latex and gorgeous costumes as always.

Which brings me to my next bitch. Somebody told me that they hate Lady Gaga because she is copying off of Miss Mosh’s style. Seriously? How small is your world? Miss Mosh is a gorgeous model in her own right but bitch please.

Then I have something to say to those who think Gaga doesn’t compare to Beyonce (Telephone vs Video phone). My biggest gripe is how everyone thinks Beyonce is original and Gaga a copycat. To me, Gaga might have been inspired a by a long history of amazing artists, but she is continuing that tradition of eclectic sex appeal the industry lacks.

There is nothing wrong with being inspired, but I have yet to see her outright infringe. Gaga is a long overdue breath of fresh air. To me her crotch grabbing, kinky attitude and freakish fashion sense is more of what we need. Lady Gaga please make the next vampire movie for me and flush the current trend down the toilet.

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